All Players, Overall
| Luce Bee | 1.000 |
| Mary | 0.692 |
| The Gnomen | 0.667 |
| Garfield | 0.667 |
| Taktok-hual'qui | 0.667 |
| Diana Ross Perot | 0.583 |
| Lex the Girl | 0.556 |
| Tim the Boy | 0.556 |
| Poppy | 0.538 |
| Percy | 0.538 |
| Deborah Harry Houdini (†) | 0.500 |
| Geena Davis | 0.500 |
| Wesley Snipes | 0.500 |
| Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera | 0.500 |
| Jean-Claude Van Damme | 0.500 |
| Tina La Fay | 0.385 |
| Zlarg, One Eye | 0.333 |
| Zar'Ling, The Cursed | 0.333 |
| Tocenhutaqteq | 0.333 |
| Gnome Alone | 0.333 |
| Paulo | 0.333 |
| Manuela | 0.333 |
| Alessandro | 0.333 |
| Sweet Michael | 0.333 |
| Apoek-nak'toc | 0.333 |
| Sunny Jim Gildersleeve | 0.250 |
| Black Lava Falaba Bagayogo | 0.250 |
| Mad Dog Matt Carob | 0.250 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 0.250 |
| Gorog, Manslayer | 0.222 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 1.500 |
| Jason V | 1.000 |
| Chucky | 1.000 |
| Regan Mc | 1.000 |
| Clive | 1.000 |
| Con Jandy | 1.000 |
| Tina La Fay | 0.692 |
| Calamity Jane Austin | 0.692 |
| Alpha Orionis | 0.667 |
| Nokor | 0.667 |
| Big Bad John | 0.667 |
| E | 0.500 |
| Luce Bee | 0.500 |
| Betty Wight | 0.500 |
| Pelvis Resley | 0.500 |
| Puke Lerry | 0.500 |
| Merny Bac | 0.500 |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | 0.500 |
| Black Lava Falaba Bagayogo | 0.500 |
| Popeye Gonzales | 0.500 |
| Morgoth, The Black Death | 0.444 |
| Daryl Hannah Arendt | 0.333 |
| Tocenhutaqteq | 0.333 |
| Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) | 0.333 |
| Ailie Ent | 0.333 |
| Romancing the Gnome | 0.333 |
| Coahuila Rex | 0.333 |
| Nico | 0.333 |
| King Kerry | 0.333 |
| Etta James Garfield | 0.308 |
| Clive | 1.000 |
| Big Bad John | 0.667 |
| Con Jandy | 0.500 |
| Nico | 0.333 |
| Lizabeth Scott Joplin | 0.154 |
| Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) | 0.125 |
| Hat Guy | 0.111 |
| Bo Derek Jacobi | 0.083 |
| Daryl Hannah Arendt | 0.083 |
| Tori Amos Tversky | 0.077 |
| Cathy Freeman Dyson | 0.077 |
| Harper Lee Marvin | 0.077 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 2 |
| Merny Bac | 1 |
| Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) | 1 |
| Merny Bac | 0.500 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 0.500 |
| Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) | 0.333 |
| Paulo | 3 |
| Toilet Lawyer | 2 |
| Poppy | 2 |
| Ailie Ent | 2 |
| Zealcap Tek | 2 |
| Percy | 1 |
| Stephanie (ret.) | 1 |
| Luce Bee | 1 |
| Bill | 1 |
| Nicolas Cage | 1 |
| Kill Mister | 1 |
| Paulo | 1.000 |
| Ailie Ent | 0.667 |
| Zealcap Tek | 0.667 |
| Luce Bee | 0.500 |
| Kill Mister | 0.500 |
| Nicolas Cage | 0.250 |
| Toilet Lawyer | 0.222 |
| Bill | 0.200 |
| Poppy | 0.154 |
| Stephanie (ret.) | 0.143 |
| Percy | 0.077 |
| Etta James Garfield | 13 |
| Tori Amos Tversky | 13 |
| Stephen | 13 |
| Poppy | 13 |
| Mary | 13 |
| Percy | 13 |
| Rob Zombie | 13 |
| Bramwell | 13 |
| Cathy Freeman Dyson | 13 |
| Tina La Fay | 13 |
| Harper Lee Marvin | 13 |
| Calamity Jane Austin | 13 |
| Lizabeth Scott Joplin | 13 |
| Anne (ret.) | 12 |
| Deborah Harry Houdini (†) | 12 |
| Bo Derek Jacobi | 12 |
| Diana Ross Perot | 12 |
| Daryl Hannah Arendt | 12 |
| Elixer Sue Egypt (†) | 11 |
| Johnny Five (ret.) | 10 |
| Sippy Wallace Beery (†) | 10 |
| Howard (ret.) | 10 |
| Samuel (†) | 10 |
| Edgar (†) | 10 |
| Quentin (†) | 10 |
| King Zog | 9 |
| Mr DNA | 9 |
| Richard Attenborough | 9 |
| Hat Guy | 9 |
| Sam Neill | 9 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 64 |
| Calamity Jane Austin | 44 |
| Tina La Fay | 43 |
| Diana Ross Perot | 42 |
| Morgoth, The Black Death | 38 |
| Mary | 35 |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | 34 |
| Deborah Harry Houdini (†) | 30 |
| Percy | 30 |
| Zealcap Tek | 30 |
| Poppy | 29 |
| Nicolas Cage | 28 |
| Snowball | 26 |
| Gorog, Manslayer | 25 |
| E | 22 |
| Con Jandy | 22 |
| Wesley Snipes | 22 |
| Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera | 22 |
| Tim the Boy | 21 |
| Geena Davis | 21 |
| Stephen | 20 |
| Pamela V | 20 |
| Brunhilda the Unwed | 20 |
| Eric | 20 |
| Cupcake Son Davis | 20 |
| Bell-shaped John | 20 |
| Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator | 20 |
| Churlish Doug Grimfang | 20 |
| Leather Face | 20 |
| Eater of Books | 20 |
| Zealcap Tek | 10.000 |
| Ailie Ent | 6.667 |
| 28 Gnomes Later | 6.667 |
| Gianluigi | 6.667 |
| Helmet | 6.667 |
| Kill Mister | 6.500 |
| The Gnomen | 6.000 |
| Garfield | 6.000 |
| Fabio | 6.000 |
| Tocenhutaqteq | 5.667 |
| Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera | 5.500 |
| Billy Ray Babineaux (ret.) | 5.333 |
| Nokor | 5.333 |
| Sofia | 5.333 |
| Gnome Alone | 5.000 |
| Popeye Gonzales | 5.000 |
| Mad Dog Matt Carob | 4.750 |
| Paulo | 4.667 |
| King Kerry | 4.667 |
| Luce Bee | 4.500 |
| Steve | 4.000 |
| Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) | 4.000 |
| Iquzal-ain'teq | 4.000 |
| Lorenzo | 4.000 |
| Rotface | 4.000 |
| Fungusbreath | 4.000 |
| Savage Rick | 4.000 |
| Buckethorn | 4.000 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 3.750 |
| Manuela | 3.667 |
| Jordan (ret.) | 2.000 |
| *Void* | 1.000 |
| Sippy Wallace Beery | 1.000 |
| Iquzal-ain'teq | 1.000 |
| Xuaacu-hualtak | 1.000 |
| Fabio | 1.000 |
| Chok-Ga | 0.667 |
| Maimsteen | 0.667 |
| Walter Wight | 0.500 |
| Betty Wight | 0.500 |
| Merny Bac | 0.500 |
| Mat Porita (†) | 0.500 |
| Leath Hedger | 0.500 |
| Wal Porker | 0.500 |
| O | 0.500 |
| E4 | 0.500 |
| R2 | 0.500 |
| Y | 0.500 |
| Steve | 0.500 |
| Brittle Sun Saxon (ret.) | 0.500 |
| Alexi | 0.500 |
| Xoan | 0.500 |
| Bruce Willis | 0.500 |
| Kill Mister | 0.500 |
| Fabio | 0.400 |
| Laurell | 0.333 |
| Jo-El Beauregard | 0.333 |
| Garfield | 0.333 |
| Coahuila Rex | 0.333 |
| Nico | 0.333 |
| Sigourney Weaver | 210K |
| Brunhilda the Unwed | 200K |
| Atokoi | 200K |
| Tina La Fay | 190K |
| Diana Ross Perot | 190K |
| Mary | 185K |
| Percy | 185K |
| Pamela V | 185K |
| Leather Face | 185K |
| Con Jandy | 185K |
| Wal Porker | 185K |
| Snowball | 185K |
| Buckethorn | 180K |
| Eater of Books | 175K |
| Calamity Jane Austin | 170K |
| Big Bad John | 170K |
| Sooty | 165K |
| Arnold Schwarzenegger | 160K |
| Ailie Ent | 160K |
| Viletongue | 160K |
| Rotface | 155K |
| Geena Davis | 150K |
| Eric | 145K |
| Bill | 145K |
| Fabio | 145K |
| Mr DNA | 140K |
| Zil'Kar the Chosen | 140K |
| Crom the Smasher | 140K |
| Alpha Orionis | 140K |
| Coahuila Rex | 140K |