Honours

All Players, Overall

MOST TOUCHDOWNS SCORED
Mary 11
Percy 9
Poppy 8
Chunky La Belle 7
Deborah Harry Houdini (†) 6
Lex the Girl 5
Tim the Boy 5
Tina La Fay 5
Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera 5
Tenderfoot 4
Garfield 4
Alexi 4
Zlarg, One Eye 3
Zar'Ling, The Cursed 3
Wesley Snipes 3
Steve 3
Iquzal-ain'teq 3
Jean-Claude Van Damme 3
Gorog, Manslayer 2
Morgoth, The Black Death 2
Cupcake Smith 2
Big Jane Manzanillo 2
Luce Bee 2
Geena Davis 2
Tocenhutaqteq 2
The Gnomen 2
Taktok-hual'qui 2
Xuaacu-hualtak 2
Sigourney Weaver 2
Manuela 2
MOST TOUCHDOWNS SCORED PER GAME
Luce Bee 1.000
Tenderfoot 0.800
Mary 0.786
Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera 0.714
Alexi 0.667
Kurt Russell Reborn 0.667
Percy 0.643
Steve 0.600
Iquzal-ain'teq 0.600
Chunky La Belle 0.583
Poppy 0.571
Garfield 0.571
Lex the Girl 0.556
Tim the Boy 0.556
Deborah Harry Houdini (†) 0.500
Old Blind Darby 0.500
Bell-shaped John 0.500
Guillermo 0.500
Test Journeyman #0 0.500
Test Journeyman #6 0.500
Tina La Fay 0.385
Wesley Snipes 0.375
Jean-Claude Van Damme 0.375
Zlarg, One Eye 0.333
Zar'Ling, The Cursed 0.333
Xuaacu-hualtak 0.333
Tocenhutaqteq 0.286
The Gnomen 0.286
Taktok-hual'qui 0.286
Manuela 0.286


MOST CASUALTIES INFLICTED
Tina La Fay 9
Calamity Jane Austin 9
Sigourney Weaver 7
Percy 6
Mary 5
Morgoth, The Black Death 4
Bramwell 4
Cupcake Smith 4
Harper Lee Marvin 4
Erlewine Lazer 4
Big Jane Manzanillo 4
Stephen 3
Rob Zombie 3
Cathy Freeman Dyson 3
Clive 3
Chunky La Belle 3
Alpha Orionis 3
Black Lava Falaba Bagayogo 3
Coahuila Rex 3
Nokor 3
Popeye Gonzales 3
Sam Neill 2
Laura Dern 2
Jeff Goldblum 2
Samuel L Jackson 2
Clever Girl 2
Gorog, Manslayer 2
Deborah Harry Houdini (†) 2
Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) 2
Gorlog, Deathbellow 2
MOST CASUALTIES INFLICTED PER GAME
Jason V 1.000
Chucky 1.000
Regan Mc 1.000
Con Jandy 1.000
Sigourney Weaver 0.875
Clive 0.750
Tina La Fay 0.692
Calamity Jane Austin 0.692
E 0.500
Luce Bee 0.500
Betty Wight 0.500
Pelvis Resley 0.500
Puke Lerry 0.500
Merny Bac 0.500
Black Lava Falaba Bagayogo 0.500
Morgoth, The Black Death 0.444
Percy 0.429
Alpha Orionis 0.429
Coahuila Rex 0.429
Nokor 0.429
Popeye Gonzales 0.429
Mary 0.357
Erlewine Lazer 0.333
Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) 0.333
28 Gnomes Later 0.333
Cupcake Smith 0.308
Harper Lee Marvin 0.308
Big Jane Manzanillo 0.308
Bramwell 0.286
Ailie Ent 0.286


MOST CASUALTIES BY FOULING
Clive 3
Big Jane Manzanillo 2
28 Gnomes Later 2
King Giz 2
Hat Guy 1
Tori Amos Tversky 1
Bo Derek Jacobi 1
Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) 1
Cathy Freeman Dyson 1
Harper Lee Marvin 1
Erlewine Lazer 1
Con Jandy 1
Nico 1
Kirk the Hammer 1
MOST CASUALTIES BY FOULS PER GAME
Clive 0.750
Con Jandy 0.500
28 Gnomes Later 0.333
King Giz 0.286
Big Jane Manzanillo 0.154
Nico 0.143
Kirk the Hammer 0.143
Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) 0.125
Hat Guy 0.111
Bo Derek Jacobi 0.083
Erlewine Lazer 0.083
Tori Amos Tversky 0.077
Cathy Freeman Dyson 0.077
Harper Lee Marvin 0.077


MOST CAS. BY CROWD SURF
Sigourney Weaver 2
Merny Bac 1
Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) 1
MOST CAS. BY CROWD SURF PER GAME
Merny Bac 0.500
Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) 0.333
Sigourney Weaver 0.250


MOST COMPLETIONS
Paulo 11
Ailie Ent 4
Zealcap Tek 3
Toilet Lawyer 2
Poppy 2
Alessandro 2
Percy 1
Stephanie (ret.) 1
Luce Bee 1
Bill 1
Ben 1
Fabio The Beautiful 1
Predatree 1
Romancing the Gnome 1
Nicolas Cage 1
Ray Gamma 1
Kill Mister 1
MOST COMPLETIONS PER GAME
Paulo 1.571
Ailie Ent 0.571
Luce Bee 0.500
Zealcap Tek 0.429
Alessandro 0.286
Toilet Lawyer 0.222
Fabio The Beautiful 0.167
Kill Mister 0.167
Poppy 0.143
Stephanie (ret.) 0.143
Predatree 0.143
Romancing the Gnome 0.143
Ray Gamma 0.143
Nicolas Cage 0.125
Bill 0.111
Ben 0.111
Percy 0.071


MOST DEFLECTIONS
Chok-Ga 1
MOST DEFLECTIONS PER GAME
Chok-Ga 0.143


MOST INTERCEPTIONS
Gianluigi 1
Alexi 1
Xoan (†) 1
MOST INTERCEPTIONS PER GAME
Xoan (†) 0.200
Alexi 0.167
Gianluigi 0.143


MOST GAMES PLAYED
Stephen 14
Poppy 14
Mary 14
Percy 14
Rob Zombie 14
Bramwell 14
Tori Amos Tversky 13
Cathy Freeman Dyson 13
Tina La Fay 13
Cupcake Smith 13
Harper Lee Marvin 13
Calamity Jane Austin 13
Big Jane Manzanillo 13
Anne (ret.) 12
Deborah Harry Houdini (†) 12
Bo Derek Jacobi 12
Chunky La Belle 12
Erlewine Lazer 12
Elixer Sue Egypt (†) 11
Johnny Five (ret.) 10
Sippy Wallace Beery (†) 10
Howard (ret.) 10
Samuel (†) 10
Edgar (†) 10
Quentin (†) 10
King Zog 9
Mr DNA 9
Richard Attenborough 9
Hat Guy 9
Sam Neill 9
MOST PLAYOFF GAMES PLAYED
Anne (ret.) 3
Stephen 3
Johnny Five (ret.) 3
Poppy 3
Mary 3
Percy 3
Rob Zombie 3
E.L. 3
Howard (ret.) 3
Samuel (†) 3
Bramwell 3
Edgar (†) 3
Quentin (†) 3
Mr DNA 2
Richard Attenborough 2
Hat Guy 2
Sam Neill 2
Laura Dern 2
Jeff Goldblum 2
Samuel L Jackson 2
Clever Girl 2
Newman from Seinfeld 2
Deborah Harry Houdini (†) 2
Tori Amos Tversky 2
Shirley Temple Grandin (ret.) 2
Bo Derek Jacobi 2
Toilet Lawyer 2
Lex the Girl 2
Tim the Boy 2
Sippy Wallace Beery (†) 2


BRIGHTEST STAR
Sigourney Weaver 69
Calamity Jane Austin 44
Mary 43
Tina La Fay 43
Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera 43
Chunky La Belle 42
Percy 40
Morgoth, The Black Death 38
Zealcap Tek 35
Arnold Schwarzenegger 34
Poppy 32
Jean-Claude Van Damme 31
Deborah Harry Houdini (†) 30
Nicolas Cage 28
Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator 27
Snowball 26
Gianluigi 26
Gorog, Manslayer 25
Geena Davis 25
Wesley Snipes 25
Garfield 24
Mad Dog Matt Carob 24
Ailie Ent 24
Helmet 24
Bell-shaped John 23
E 22
Con Jandy 22
Paulo 22
Popeye Gonzales 22
Tim the Boy 21
FASTEST RISER
Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera 6.143
Billy Ray Babineaux (ret.) 5.333
Player #3 (ret.) 5.333
Zealcap Tek 5.000
Luce Bee 4.500
Iquzal-ain'teq 4.200
Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) 4.000
Gianluigi 3.714
Garfield 3.429
Ailie Ent 3.429
Helmet 3.429
Steve 3.400
Morgoth, The Black Death 3.333
28 Gnomes Later 3.333
Kurt Russell Reborn 3.333
Fabio The Beautiful 3.167
Sofia 3.167
Paulo 3.143
Popeye Gonzales 3.143
Mary 3.071
Pelvis Resley 3.000
Alexi 3.000
Mad Dog Matt Carob 3.000
Percy 2.857
Tocenhutaqteq 2.857
Tina La Fay 2.846
Destiny 2.750
Player #2 2.667
Player #1 2.667
Kill Mister 2.667


MOST INJURED
Fabio The Beautiful 5
Tori Amos Tversky 4
Harper Lee Marvin 4
Jordan (ret.) 4
Fabio 3
Iquzal-ain'teq 3
Xoan (†) 3
Anne (ret.) 2
Bo Derek Jacobi 2
Stephen 2
Sippy Wallace Beery (†) 2
*Void* 2
Bramwell 2
Chunky La Belle 2
Churlish Doug Grimfang 2
Saint Cornelius 2
Kerfuffle 2
Irksome 2
Tetchy 2
Kurt Russell (†) 2
Sippy Wallace Beery 2
Garfield 2
Gnome Hard 2
Steve 2
Xuaacu-hualtak 2
Chok-Ga 2
Sylvester Stallone 2
Maimsteen 2
Deborah Harry Houdini (†) 1
Elixer Sue Egypt (†) 1
MOST INJURED PER GAME
Jordan (ret.) 2.000
*Void* 1.000
Fabio The Beautiful 0.833
Sippy Wallace Beery 0.667
Iquzal-ain'teq 0.600
Xoan (†) 0.600
Walter Wight 0.500
Betty Wight 0.500
Merny Bac 0.500
Mat Porita (†) 0.500
Leath Hedger 0.500
Wal Porker 0.500
O 0.500
E4 0.500
R2 0.500
Y 0.500
Baghead 0.500
William O'Thewisp 0.500
Sooty 0.500
Brittle Sun Saxon (ret.) 0.500
None (ret.) 0.500
Kurt Russell (†) 0.400
Steve 0.400
Fabio 0.333
Xuaacu-hualtak 0.333
Tori Amos Tversky 0.308
Harper Lee Marvin 0.308
Garfield 0.286
Gnome Hard 0.286
Chok-Ga 0.286


HIGHEST TEAM VALUE
Sigourney Weaver 210K
Brunhilda the Unwed 200K
Atokoi 200K
Tina La Fay 190K
Chunky La Belle 190K
King Giz 190K
Mary 185K
Percy 185K
Pamela V 185K
Leather Face 185K
Con Jandy 185K
Wal Porker 185K
Snowball 185K
Coahuila Rex 180K
Ailie Ent 180K
Buckethorn 180K
Eater of Books 175K
Calamity Jane Austin 170K
Sooty 165K
Fabio The Beautiful 165K
Arnold Schwarzenegger 160K
Viletongue 160K
Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera 160K
Rotface 155K
Geena Davis 150K
Eric 145K
Bill 145K
Destiny 145K
Mr DNA 140K
Zil'Kar the Chosen 140K