Honours

All Players, Overall

MOST TOUCHDOWNS SCORED
Mary 11
Percy 9
Poppy 8
Chunky La Belle 7
Deborah Harry Houdini (†) 6
Jean-Claude Van Damme 6
Lex the Girl 5
Tim the Boy 5
Tina La Fay 5
Garfield 5
Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera 5
Tenderfoot 4
Steve 4
Alexi 4
Zlarg, One Eye 3
Zar'Ling, The Cursed 3
Wesley Snipes 3
Iquzal-ain'teq 3
Kurt Russell Reborn 3
Gorog, Manslayer 2
Morgoth, The Black Death 2
Cupcake Smith 2
Big Jane Manzanillo 2
Luce Bee 2
Geena Davis 2
Tocenhutaqteq (†) 2
Gnome Alone 2
The Gnomen 2
Taktok-hual'qui 2
Xuaacu-hualtak 2
MOST TOUCHDOWNS SCORED PER GAME
Luce Bee 1.000
Tenderfoot 0.800
Mary 0.786
Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera 0.714
Percy 0.643
Chunky La Belle 0.583
Poppy 0.571
Steve 0.571
Lex the Girl 0.556
Tim the Boy 0.556
Garfield 0.556
Jean-Claude Van Damme 0.545
Deborah Harry Houdini (†) 0.500
Old Blind Darby 0.500
Bell-shaped John 0.500
Guillermo 0.500
Iquzal-ain'teq 0.500
Alexi 0.500
Kurt Russell Reborn 0.500
Test Journeyman #0 0.500
Test Journeyman #6 0.500
Claudio 0.400
Tina La Fay 0.385
Zlarg, One Eye 0.333
Zar'Ling, The Cursed 0.333
Xuaacu-hualtak 0.286
Ray Gamma 0.286
Wesley Snipes 0.273
Tocenhutaqteq (†) 0.250
Taktok-hual'qui 0.250


MOST CASUALTIES INFLICTED
Sigourney Weaver 10
Tina La Fay 9
Calamity Jane Austin 9
Percy 6
Mary 5
Morgoth, The Black Death 4
Bramwell 4
Cupcake Smith 4
Harper Lee Marvin 4
Erlewine Lazer 4
Big Jane Manzanillo 4
28 Gnomes Later 4
Nicolas Cage 4
Stephen 3
Rob Zombie 3
Cathy Freeman Dyson 3
Clive 3
Chunky La Belle 3
Black Lava Falaba Bagayogo 3
Coahuila Rex 3
Nokor 3
Popeye Gonzales 3
Ailie Ent 3
Alpha Orionis 3
Sam Neill 2
Laura Dern 2
Jeff Goldblum 2
Samuel L Jackson 2
Clever Girl 2
Gorog, Manslayer 2
MOST CASUALTIES INFLICTED PER GAME
Jason V 1.000
Chucky 1.000
Regan Mc 1.000
Con Jandy 1.000
Sigourney Weaver 0.909
Clive 0.750
Tina La Fay 0.692
Calamity Jane Austin 0.692
E 0.500
Luce Bee 0.500
Betty Wight 0.500
Pelvis Resley 0.500
Puke Lerry 0.500
Merny Bac 0.500
Black Lava Falaba Bagayogo 0.500
28 Gnomes Later 0.500
Morgoth, The Black Death 0.444
Percy 0.429
Popeye Gonzales 0.429
Coahuila Rex 0.375
Nokor 0.375
Nicolas Cage 0.364
Mary 0.357
Erlewine Lazer 0.333
Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) 0.333
Ailie Ent 0.333
Alpha Orionis 0.333
Cupcake Smith 0.308
Harper Lee Marvin 0.308
Big Jane Manzanillo 0.308


MOST CASUALTIES BY FOULING
28 Gnomes Later 4
Clive 3
Big Jane Manzanillo 2
King Giz 2
Hat Guy 1
Tori Amos Tversky 1
Bo Derek Jacobi 1
Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) 1
Cathy Freeman Dyson 1
Harper Lee Marvin 1
Erlewine Lazer 1
Con Jandy 1
Nico 1
Kirk the Hammer 1
MOST CASUALTIES BY FOULS PER GAME
Clive 0.750
Con Jandy 0.500
28 Gnomes Later 0.500
King Giz 0.286
Big Jane Manzanillo 0.154
Kirk the Hammer 0.143
Kaz, The Gorerunner (ret.) 0.125
Hat Guy 0.111
Nico 0.111
Bo Derek Jacobi 0.083
Erlewine Lazer 0.083
Tori Amos Tversky 0.077
Cathy Freeman Dyson 0.077
Harper Lee Marvin 0.077


MOST CAS. BY CROWD SURF
Sigourney Weaver 2
Merny Bac 1
Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) 1
MOST CAS. BY CROWD SURF PER GAME
Merny Bac 0.500
Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) 0.333
Sigourney Weaver 0.182


MOST COMPLETIONS
Paulo 11
Alessandro 6
Ailie Ent 4
Zealcap Tek 3
Toilet Lawyer 2
Poppy 2
Percy 1
Stephanie (ret.) 1
Luce Bee 1
Bill 1
Ben 1
Fabio The Beautiful 1
Gnoméquin 1
Predatree 1
Romancing the Gnome 1
Manuela 1
Nicolas Cage 1
Ray Gamma 1
Kill Mister 1
MOST COMPLETIONS PER GAME
Paulo 1.222
Alessandro 0.667
Luce Bee 0.500
Ailie Ent 0.444
Zealcap Tek 0.375
Toilet Lawyer 0.222
Kill Mister 0.167
Poppy 0.143
Stephanie (ret.) 0.143
Ray Gamma 0.143
Fabio The Beautiful 0.125
Bill 0.111
Ben 0.111
Gnoméquin 0.111
Predatree 0.111
Romancing the Gnome 0.111
Manuela 0.111
Nicolas Cage 0.091
Percy 0.071


MOST DEFLECTIONS
Chok-Ga 1
MOST DEFLECTIONS PER GAME
Chok-Ga 0.125


MOST INTERCEPTIONS
Gianluigi 1
Xoan (†) 1
Alexi 1
MOST INTERCEPTIONS PER GAME
Xoan (†) 0.200
Alexi 0.125
Gianluigi 0.111


MOST GAMES PLAYED
Stephen 14
Poppy 14
Mary 14
Percy 14
Rob Zombie 14
Bramwell 14
Tori Amos Tversky 13
Cathy Freeman Dyson 13
Tina La Fay 13
Cupcake Smith 13
Harper Lee Marvin 13
Calamity Jane Austin 13
Big Jane Manzanillo 13
Anne (ret.) 12
Deborah Harry Houdini (†) 12
Bo Derek Jacobi 12
Chunky La Belle 12
Erlewine Lazer 12
Elixer Sue Egypt (†) 11
Harrison Ford 11
Wesley Snipes 11
Sigourney Weaver 11
Jackie Chan 11
Nicolas Cage 11
Jean-Claude Van Damme 11
Johnny Five (ret.) 10
Sippy Wallace Beery (†) 10
Howard (ret.) 10
Samuel (†) 10
Edgar (†) 10
MOST PLAYOFF GAMES PLAYED
Anne (ret.) 3
Stephen 3
Johnny Five (ret.) 3
Poppy 3
Mary 3
Percy 3
Rob Zombie 3
E.L. 3
Howard (ret.) 3
Samuel (†) 3
Bramwell 3
Edgar (†) 3
Quentin (†) 3
Harrison Ford 3
Wesley Snipes 3
Sigourney Weaver 3
Jackie Chan 3
Nicolas Cage 3
Kurt Russell Reborn 3
Linda Hamilton 3
Bruce Willis 3
Jean-Claude Van Damme 3
Mr DNA 2
Richard Attenborough 2
Hat Guy 2
Sam Neill 2
Laura Dern 2
Jeff Goldblum 2
Samuel L Jackson 2
Clever Girl 2


BRIGHTEST STAR
Sigourney Weaver 75
Calamity Jane Austin 44
Mary 43
Tina La Fay 43
Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera 43
Chunky La Belle 42
Percy 40
Jean-Claude Van Damme 40
Morgoth, The Black Death 38
Nicolas Cage 38
Zealcap Tek 35
Arnold Schwarzenegger 34
Poppy 32
Deborah Harry Houdini (†) 30
Garfield 29
Gianluigi 28
Brawndo The Thirst Mutilator 27
Snowball 26
Ailie Ent 26
Gorog, Manslayer 25
Geena Davis 25
Wesley Snipes 25
28 Gnomes Later 24
Steve 24
Mad Dog Matt Carob 24
Helmet 24
Bell-shaped John 23
E 22
Con Jandy 22
Paulo 22
FASTEST RISER
Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera 6.143
Billy Ray Babineaux (ret.) 5.333
Player #3 (ret.) 5.333
Luce Bee 4.500
Zealcap Tek 4.375
Rachmaninoff Pete Williams (ret.) 4.000
Iquzal-ain'teq 3.500
Steve 3.429
Helmet 3.429
Morgoth, The Black Death 3.333
Garfield 3.222
Popeye Gonzales 3.143
Gianluigi 3.111
Mary 3.071
Pelvis Resley 3.000
28 Gnomes Later 3.000
Mad Dog Matt Carob 3.000
Ailie Ent 2.889
Percy 2.857
Tina La Fay 2.846
Player #2 2.667
Player #1 2.667
Kill Mister 2.667
Calamity Jane Austin 2.615
Chunky La Belle 2.583
King Kerry 2.571
Jean-Claude Van Damme 2.545
Deborah Harry Houdini (†) 2.500
Tocenhutaqteq (†) 2.500
Paulo 2.444


MOST INJURED
Fabio The Beautiful 5
Iquzal-ain'teq 5
Tori Amos Tversky 4
Harper Lee Marvin 4
Jordan (ret.) 4
Fabio 3
Garfield 3
Coahuila Rex 3
Xoan (†) 3
Sylvester Stallone (ret.) 3
Anne (ret.) 2
Bo Derek Jacobi 2
Stephen 2
Sippy Wallace Beery (†) 2
*Void* 2
Bramwell 2
Chunky La Belle 2
Churlish Doug Grimfang 2
Saint Cornelius 2
Kerfuffle 2
Irksome 2
Tetchy 2
Kurt Russell (†) 2
Geena Davis 2
Sippy Wallace Beery 2
Tocenhutaqteq (†) 2
Gnoméquin 2
Paulo 2
Gnome Hard 2
Kingsgnome 2
MOST INJURED PER GAME
Jordan (ret.) 2.000
*Void* 1.000
Iquzal-ain'teq 0.833
Sippy Wallace Beery 0.667
Fabio The Beautiful 0.625
Xoan (†) 0.600
Walter Wight 0.500
Betty Wight 0.500
Merny Bac 0.500
Mat Porita (†) 0.500
Leath Hedger 0.500
Wal Porker 0.500
O 0.500
E4 0.500
R2 0.500
Y 0.500
Baghead 0.500
William O'Thewisp 0.500
Sooty 0.500
Brittle Sun Saxon (ret.) 0.500
None (ret.) 0.500
Kurt Russell (†) 0.400
Coahuila Rex 0.375
Fabio 0.333
Garfield 0.333
Sylvester Stallone (ret.) 0.333
Tori Amos Tversky 0.308
Harper Lee Marvin 0.308
Steve 0.286
Xuaacu-hualtak 0.286


HIGHEST TEAM VALUE
Sigourney Weaver 230K
Brunhilda the Unwed 200K
Atokoi 200K
Tina La Fay 190K
Chunky La Belle 190K
King Giz 190K
Mary 185K
Percy 185K
Pamela V 185K
Leather Face 185K
Con Jandy 185K
Wal Porker 185K
Snowball 185K
Arnold Schwarzenegger 180K
Coahuila Rex 180K
Ailie Ent 180K
Nicolas Cage 180K
Buckethorn 180K
Eater of Books 175K
Calamity Jane Austin 170K
Sooty 165K
Fabio The Beautiful 165K
Wesley Snipes 160K
Viletongue 160K
Wafer "Manbat" Cabrera 160K
Rotface 155K
Geena Davis 150K
Eric 145K
Bill 145K
Mr DNA 140K